dunharrow-le-dingue:
When you say "everybody" is going to talk about your article on Monday, are you referring to Magic players, Question Marks, Human Beings of Earth...?

markrosewater:

Magic players. Monday’s column is Magic related.

See, I give hints. : )

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

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nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

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http://chandra-nalaar.tumblr.com/post/95434751461

chandra-nalaar:

i fucked up. i have fucked up. i need to run tibalt in my jaya deck. he actually works really well since i literally get back the cards i discard already so its not a problem and i need to be able to draw cards. also it makes everyone else draw cards so his other thing does something. im gonna do…

welp-i-tried:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

but then half of the world would be named Asshole

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titounettes:

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

oh my GOD THANK YOU

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