a haiku about math
what is going on
who buys sixty bananas
i don’t get this shit
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.
(Source: , via beyoncescock)
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world